missinglinc: Dick so good you’d mistake it for a white woman’s credit score.
kegelkween: eternalsunshineofspotlessrhyme: kegelkween: GIMME A PROJECT CHICK GIMME A HOODRAT BITCH ONE THAT DONT GIVE A FUCK And say she took that dick.
Walking in the Financial Aid Office
classiclinds: dignifiedking: Desk Person: “Hello may I help you?” Me:
shitrodsays: Nobody wants to accept gender roles until it’s time to kill that spider on the wall.
thuglife-choseme: Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself. Preach.
artpopist: *thinks about something i need to do for school*
person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.
wordsaretimeless: itslikethatfrenchthing: scienceing: scienceing: my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner corners are 90 degrees I had to lean back in my chair and stare out the window for several minutes because I am so done with this website. This whole post
Food makes everything better. - signed an emotional eater
me: one does not simply go on tumblr for '5 minutes'.
mostlygreenday: your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone