May 2013
19 posts
missinglinc:
Dick so good you’d mistake it for a white woman’s credit score.
kegelkween:
eternalsunshineofspotlessrhyme:
kegelkween:
GIMME A PROJECT CHICK
GIMME A HOODRAT BITCH
ONE THAT DONT GIVE A FUCK
And say she took that dick.
Walking in the Financial Aid Office
classiclinds:
dignifiedking:
Desk Person: “Hello may I help you?”
Me:
shitrodsays:
Nobody wants to accept gender roles until it’s time to kill that spider on the wall.
thuglife-choseme:
Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.
Preach.
April 2013
45 posts
artpopist:
*thinks about something i need to do for school*
person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.
wordsaretimeless:
itslikethatfrenchthing:
scienceing:
scienceing:
my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner
corners are 90 degrees
I had to lean back in my chair and stare out the window for several minutes because I am so done with this website.
This whole post
Food makes everything better.
- signed an emotional eater
me: one does not simply go on tumblr for '5 minutes'.
mostlygreenday:
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
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